Hello family.
Sorry that those pictures didn't work. I don't have my camera with me today so I'll resend them again next week. Along with some new ones.
So I remembered the other rather amusing anecdote that I was going to share last time and it's an ongoing subject that concerns the J-Dubs. So, apparently there are a lot of J-Dubs out here. But I haven't yet actually seen one. My mission involving them is playing out like a horror movie, they're coming closer and closer but I still haven't seen them. On my very first day in the mission field back in October the new missionaries were taken tracting by all the trainers. I was in a threesome with two other elders and we were tracting this apartment complex in the evening. Eventually it got dark and as we were walking along one of the Elders, Elder Barret, looks off into the distance and comments that the J-Dubs are here tracting these same apartments. I looked over where he was pointing and all I saw were these two dark shadows dart behind a building. Spooky right? Then several months later during my last transfer Elder Porter and I were tracting. We were talking to this old hispanic man in his driveway and we ask him the usual "have you seen missionaries like us before?" question. To which he responded, "Oh yeah, you guys came by two days ago." Elder Porter and I looked at each other, we hadn't been anywhere near this area ever before. We kinda laughed a bit and said that it might of been but probably not. But the man continued, "Yeah you guys gave me this neat little book thing, I'll go get it." He went inside and came back out with one the little J-Dub booklets they hand out. Again, spooky, I realized that they are here in Conroe, in our territory.
And then just recently we were visiting this less active woman in our ward on a Thursday morning. We were in her kitchen in the middle of sharing a scripture when there's a knock on the door. The lady says "excuse me" and goes to get it. A couple minutes later she comes back and says that it was the J-Dubs. We were like "what?!?!" And she said yes and she told us that she told them that she was not interested and that she was a mormon and that in fact the mormon missionaries were here in her house right now and that was their car over there. Obviously that was not the smartest thing to say. But then she told us that they then asked if they could come in and talk with us. Luckily she didn't let them in. But once again, spooky. They're getting closer and closer.
Oh and remember in my last e-mail I said that I was gong to be on exchanges that day with one of the zone leaders who don't speak spanish? Well that went pretty well. But during this one lesson with another less active lady there's this knock on the door and these two hispanic men walk in the door. They were in their late 40's or so and they were dressed like us, slacks, ties, and everything and carried what looked like to be scripture bags. My first thought was that these two were J-Dubs, my second thought was that I'm the only missionary in here than can speak spanish, I didn't have my companion to rely on, my third thought was that these guys would try to bash with us (or me rather) and my spanish is very limited along with bashing abilities. I was thinking that we were indeed screwed when it turns out that they weren't J-Dubs but just a couple of business men. They walked in and the lady we were teaching showed them into the kitchen where the three of them sat down, started talking, exchanging money and documents and other things. Just right in the middle of our lesson. None of them said a word to us. We sat there are few minutes waiting for them to finish up, We had another appointment to get to so we asked the Hermana if we could finish another time, without even looking up she said yeah, sure, fine, come back whenever you want. So we left, that was a little rude.
And then, just this last week we discovered the J-Dub church here in Conroe on our way to a members house. It looked like a one story castle without windows and a spiked fence around it. Apparently they don't have any windows in their buildings for some odd reason. So basically the point of this is that the J-Dubs are indeed out there and my mission is playing out like a horror movie, I can only imagine what's going to happen when I actually encounter them.
So that's all I got for today. Hope y'all are doing good at home with the new floor and whatnot. Oh and this last week it's been about 70 degrees everyday so winter is probably over down here. So yeah, have a good week, love you all. Peace out.
-- Elder Rice
Liebe ist fur alle da
Hello family,
Not much going on down here. I think I had a couple of crazy stories but I forgot what they were. And don't worry mom I got everything, thanks for the cereal. Also we are finally moved in to a new apartment which is nice and clean and has two bathrooms. So that's all good. Oh and we didn't get to e-mail yesterday because of Martin Luther King Jr. Day or whatever it's called, and all the libraries and stuff were closed, luckily we had permission to do it today.
Blast.... I can't remember the amusing story that I was going to write about, I remember one of them, as you can see in one of the two attached photos(*) that there is a bicycle with a wooden leg for a handlebar. Our new Elder, Elder Smith, got my previous companion's old bike, and by old I mean old. The other day one of the handle bars broke off and we figuring out if it was possible to fix, we tired a few things like duct tape and braces but they all failed. So we were about to give up and go get a new one at one of the hundreds of pawnshops here in Conroe when I came up with the idea that we should use a leg from this rickety old stool that we have. So we did, it was a lot of fun. We didn't have any tools except a pocket knife and some wrenches. We unbent the hole in the remaining metal tube of the handle bar on the bike by using a 5lb weight and the biggest wrench, then we shoved the stool leg in and pounded it in there, and used the pocket knife to whittle at the leg so the brake switch and the gear shifter could fit over it. It actually worked and it's pretty solid. And it's hilarious, we took so many pictures and movies of the process and we were laughing our guts out the whole time. Pretty funny. I wish I could remember the other story but I can't The other picture is of one of the many Mary shrines that people have in their houses and driveways. The funny thing about this one is that it's in the driveway of a members home, she's inactive, obviously. We're going to visit her today and I think we ought to share something about how we shouldn't worship idles.
Speaking of today we're doing exchanges with the zone leaders. And for the first time I will be the one staying in the area, and since the zone leaders speak english that means I'm gonna be teaching all by myself today. So wish me luck, I think I can do it but we'll see how it goes. We have appointments only with less active members today so if I say something wrong the consequences won't be all that bad. Well I'm out of time, hope the house looks good with new junk in it, love y'all, peace out.
--Elder Rice
* From the Mom: I couldn't open Alex's pictures, so I have requested that he send them again.
Not much going on down here. I think I had a couple of crazy stories but I forgot what they were. And don't worry mom I got everything, thanks for the cereal. Also we are finally moved in to a new apartment which is nice and clean and has two bathrooms. So that's all good. Oh and we didn't get to e-mail yesterday because of Martin Luther King Jr. Day or whatever it's called, and all the libraries and stuff were closed, luckily we had permission to do it today.
Blast.... I can't remember the amusing story that I was going to write about, I remember one of them, as you can see in one of the two attached photos(*) that there is a bicycle with a wooden leg for a handlebar. Our new Elder, Elder Smith, got my previous companion's old bike, and by old I mean old. The other day one of the handle bars broke off and we figuring out if it was possible to fix, we tired a few things like duct tape and braces but they all failed. So we were about to give up and go get a new one at one of the hundreds of pawnshops here in Conroe when I came up with the idea that we should use a leg from this rickety old stool that we have. So we did, it was a lot of fun. We didn't have any tools except a pocket knife and some wrenches. We unbent the hole in the remaining metal tube of the handle bar on the bike by using a 5lb weight and the biggest wrench, then we shoved the stool leg in and pounded it in there, and used the pocket knife to whittle at the leg so the brake switch and the gear shifter could fit over it. It actually worked and it's pretty solid. And it's hilarious, we took so many pictures and movies of the process and we were laughing our guts out the whole time. Pretty funny. I wish I could remember the other story but I can't The other picture is of one of the many Mary shrines that people have in their houses and driveways. The funny thing about this one is that it's in the driveway of a members home, she's inactive, obviously. We're going to visit her today and I think we ought to share something about how we shouldn't worship idles.
Speaking of today we're doing exchanges with the zone leaders. And for the first time I will be the one staying in the area, and since the zone leaders speak english that means I'm gonna be teaching all by myself today. So wish me luck, I think I can do it but we'll see how it goes. We have appointments only with less active members today so if I say something wrong the consequences won't be all that bad. Well I'm out of time, hope the house looks good with new junk in it, love y'all, peace out.
--Elder Rice
* From the Mom: I couldn't open Alex's pictures, so I have requested that he send them again.
All kinds of Wars
January 11, 2009
Howdy Family,
How y'all doing? This week has been really long. The four of us are still stuck in that miserable little 2-man apartment it was pushed back yet again to today- Monday. So we've spent two weeks in here and it we hate it, we've been living out of our suitcases and have not done any laundry two weeks. Not fun, at all. Hopefully we will move in today, we should. The roaches probably figured out that we were moving so last night they tried one final attack, they lost and we killed like 30 of them last night. Though this morning we found a silverfish by Elder Smith's bed, which apparently is a sort of bug belonging to the centipede family and they're bites are like bee stings. So hopefully we get out today.
This last week has also been bitterly cold. Friday it got down to 20 degrees at 5:00 PM, we also happened to be on bikes that day. That was real bad. We've seen lots of trailers with broken water pipes spewing water everywhere. Down here water pipes aren't insulated because it usually doesn't get this cold, our apartment management people had sent out a warning a few days before and wanted us to take several precautions to prevent pipes from freezing and then breaking. During that day we stopped in a a convenience store to warm up for a little bit and look at the map. Now we were in the middle of our area of which white people are few and far between. Anyway the guy that ran the store, this jumpy Vietnamese guy was getting antsy about us being there, probably thought we were cops or something. So we bought a couple of sodas and talked to him for a bit, saying sorry that we were hanging around so long. He told us that we shouldn't be here too long because it was "bad for business" and that all the people there don't like white people. We were very well aware of this. So we went to our next appointment which was actually just across the street from that little store, it's a member family and we were talking to them and we found out that indeed we were "bad for business" we were scaring away all the drug dealers. It's a funny part of town, all hispanic except for a significant population of blacks too. It's funny there's these two streets that run parallel to each other both with the name of "Dr. Martin Luther King Avenue" and all the blacks in Conroe live around there. It's kinda funny. So anyway it turns out that there's always these gang wars between the hispanics and the blacks around this area. And these hispanic members had friends that were part of one of these gangs and that's how they stay safe at night. Apparently we (the missionaries) are also under this one gang's protection as we have been observed visiting this family and they've told their friends that we're good and that's why we can walk up to their gate without getting shot. Also we found out from them that just about everyone around there thinks that we are cops posing as missionaries trying to bust all the drug dealers. ... Yeah... Lots of fun, we're not going back there during the night. It's fun during the day but apparently it's in the night is where all the people get mugged and all of the drug dealers and prostitutes come out and people start shooting each other. When they split Conroe in half for the new spanish elders we got the worse side by far.
Hmm... Anything else fun happen? Not much, we've finally found some investigators that might actually progress, it's about time too, all of last transfer we were working with flakey people who weren't going anywhere. So hopefully we will get a couple of baptisms this transfer. My spanish is making rapid strides now, I can hold conversations with people and understand most of what is being said, it's also extremely interesting to hear all the different varieties of spanish. We have people from all over Latin America up here and it's fascinating to hear all the different accents, vocabulary, and grammar usage. I said in my last e-mail that the Argentinian spanish is my favorite, sounds like french and is way more old world-ish than mexican spanish. The 2nd counselor in our ward is from Uruguay and he has the sickest (awesome-ist) accent. I'm doing my own little study on all the different dialects by talking to people and asking them about the language and stuff. Most of them think that central american spanish is the ugliest sounding (Guatemala and Honduras), the most "correct" spanish is in Chile, Peru, and Paraguay. Mexican spanish is the most ghetto and americanized and has the most slang of them all while Spain, Uruguay, and Argentina are the most Europeanish. Fascinating, I'm making lists of vocabulary from all the different places
Well I'm out of time, so that's all I got for today. Have a good week and send me more letters! Peace out.
-- Elder Rice
Howdy Family,
How y'all doing? This week has been really long. The four of us are still stuck in that miserable little 2-man apartment it was pushed back yet again to today- Monday. So we've spent two weeks in here and it we hate it, we've been living out of our suitcases and have not done any laundry two weeks. Not fun, at all. Hopefully we will move in today, we should. The roaches probably figured out that we were moving so last night they tried one final attack, they lost and we killed like 30 of them last night. Though this morning we found a silverfish by Elder Smith's bed, which apparently is a sort of bug belonging to the centipede family and they're bites are like bee stings. So hopefully we get out today.
This last week has also been bitterly cold. Friday it got down to 20 degrees at 5:00 PM, we also happened to be on bikes that day. That was real bad. We've seen lots of trailers with broken water pipes spewing water everywhere. Down here water pipes aren't insulated because it usually doesn't get this cold, our apartment management people had sent out a warning a few days before and wanted us to take several precautions to prevent pipes from freezing and then breaking. During that day we stopped in a a convenience store to warm up for a little bit and look at the map. Now we were in the middle of our area of which white people are few and far between. Anyway the guy that ran the store, this jumpy Vietnamese guy was getting antsy about us being there, probably thought we were cops or something. So we bought a couple of sodas and talked to him for a bit, saying sorry that we were hanging around so long. He told us that we shouldn't be here too long because it was "bad for business" and that all the people there don't like white people. We were very well aware of this. So we went to our next appointment which was actually just across the street from that little store, it's a member family and we were talking to them and we found out that indeed we were "bad for business" we were scaring away all the drug dealers. It's a funny part of town, all hispanic except for a significant population of blacks too. It's funny there's these two streets that run parallel to each other both with the name of "Dr. Martin Luther King Avenue" and all the blacks in Conroe live around there. It's kinda funny. So anyway it turns out that there's always these gang wars between the hispanics and the blacks around this area. And these hispanic members had friends that were part of one of these gangs and that's how they stay safe at night. Apparently we (the missionaries) are also under this one gang's protection as we have been observed visiting this family and they've told their friends that we're good and that's why we can walk up to their gate without getting shot. Also we found out from them that just about everyone around there thinks that we are cops posing as missionaries trying to bust all the drug dealers. ... Yeah... Lots of fun, we're not going back there during the night. It's fun during the day but apparently it's in the night is where all the people get mugged and all of the drug dealers and prostitutes come out and people start shooting each other. When they split Conroe in half for the new spanish elders we got the worse side by far.
Hmm... Anything else fun happen? Not much, we've finally found some investigators that might actually progress, it's about time too, all of last transfer we were working with flakey people who weren't going anywhere. So hopefully we will get a couple of baptisms this transfer. My spanish is making rapid strides now, I can hold conversations with people and understand most of what is being said, it's also extremely interesting to hear all the different varieties of spanish. We have people from all over Latin America up here and it's fascinating to hear all the different accents, vocabulary, and grammar usage. I said in my last e-mail that the Argentinian spanish is my favorite, sounds like french and is way more old world-ish than mexican spanish. The 2nd counselor in our ward is from Uruguay and he has the sickest (awesome-ist) accent. I'm doing my own little study on all the different dialects by talking to people and asking them about the language and stuff. Most of them think that central american spanish is the ugliest sounding (Guatemala and Honduras), the most "correct" spanish is in Chile, Peru, and Paraguay. Mexican spanish is the most ghetto and americanized and has the most slang of them all while Spain, Uruguay, and Argentina are the most Europeanish. Fascinating, I'm making lists of vocabulary from all the different places
Well I'm out of time, so that's all I got for today. Have a good week and send me more letters! Peace out.
-- Elder Rice
Of Wolf and Man
Hello family.
A new transfer has just begun and it's been an interesting one so far. I got a new companion, Elder Woodruff, from somewhere in Idaho. He's way cool, we have a lot in common, probably more so than any other companion I've had yet, all five of them. And get this... He hates basketball! Just like me! I've never thought I'd meet a missionary that hates basketball, but it turns out that they exist after all, that makes two of us.
So yeah he's cool. New Year's Eve was rather dull, we had to be in by 5:00 pm, no exceptions. President didn't want us out on the road with all the borrachos driving around. The day before I had finally gotten rid of Elder Porter and picked up Elder Woodruff, and we had moved into another apartment, we switched apartments with the other english elders. It is bad, no hot water, roaches everywhere, it's just an old nasty apartment. Luckily we're not going to be staying in it for long. They told us that we'd be moved into a new 4 man apartment today, on monday. That hasn't happened yet, and it probably won't for another week or so. Which really stinks because we got our two new Spanish Elders to work in Conroe with us. Elder Bone (or Bonehead as I call him, he's pretty much the same as Elder Porter, both of them don't like me at all) and a brand new missionary straight out of the MTC, Elder Smith. On new years day they came down with a couple beds and the 4 of us are living in a 2 man apartment at the moment. It rather stinks, there's no room for all of us. But hopefully they'll move us into a new one soon. It's nice having a new spanish missionary. Looking at Elder Smith I finally see how much I've learned. I can actually carry conversations now with people and get most of what they say. Depending on who it is. Some people still talk so dang fast that I can't get more than a word of it.
Also it was odd as I was in charge for a while. The other three are completely new to the area and they all had to rely on me because I know the area and the people. It was kind of a spooky feeling, being in charge of something like that. The last two transfers I just followed Astin and Porter around, I didn't have to worry about anything. Now I have to worry about everything. They split our area in half and Bonehead and Smith got the vast majority of our investigators and less active members. Which kinda leaves us with not a lot of work. But oh well, they've got those Pentecostals now, not my problem (as much) anymore.
That's pretty much all that went down this week, moving in, moving the others in, and doing logistics on the ward and the area and whatnot. Lots of paperwork and map work. Oh I have a question, so where did you get that little electronic nano bug thing? We visited a part member family the other day and I let their 2 year old little girl play with it and they all thought it was the most amazing thing they'd ever seen and they wanted to know where to get one. I told them I didn't know and that I'd ask y'all so if y'all can do that it would be cool. I'm trying to come up with some sort of object lesson that I can use with the little bug, it'd be a cool lesson if I could think of something.
Well that's about it for today, oh and myldsmail has finally updated to this new g-mail system. It's identical to g-mail and works much better unlike the old retarded Novell powered myldsmail. It's amazing! So that's all I got to say, I hope you all are doing well. So yeah, peace out.
-- Elder Rice
A new transfer has just begun and it's been an interesting one so far. I got a new companion, Elder Woodruff, from somewhere in Idaho. He's way cool, we have a lot in common, probably more so than any other companion I've had yet, all five of them. And get this... He hates basketball! Just like me! I've never thought I'd meet a missionary that hates basketball, but it turns out that they exist after all, that makes two of us.
So yeah he's cool. New Year's Eve was rather dull, we had to be in by 5:00 pm, no exceptions. President didn't want us out on the road with all the borrachos driving around. The day before I had finally gotten rid of Elder Porter and picked up Elder Woodruff, and we had moved into another apartment, we switched apartments with the other english elders. It is bad, no hot water, roaches everywhere, it's just an old nasty apartment. Luckily we're not going to be staying in it for long. They told us that we'd be moved into a new 4 man apartment today, on monday. That hasn't happened yet, and it probably won't for another week or so. Which really stinks because we got our two new Spanish Elders to work in Conroe with us. Elder Bone (or Bonehead as I call him, he's pretty much the same as Elder Porter, both of them don't like me at all) and a brand new missionary straight out of the MTC, Elder Smith. On new years day they came down with a couple beds and the 4 of us are living in a 2 man apartment at the moment. It rather stinks, there's no room for all of us. But hopefully they'll move us into a new one soon. It's nice having a new spanish missionary. Looking at Elder Smith I finally see how much I've learned. I can actually carry conversations now with people and get most of what they say. Depending on who it is. Some people still talk so dang fast that I can't get more than a word of it.
Also it was odd as I was in charge for a while. The other three are completely new to the area and they all had to rely on me because I know the area and the people. It was kind of a spooky feeling, being in charge of something like that. The last two transfers I just followed Astin and Porter around, I didn't have to worry about anything. Now I have to worry about everything. They split our area in half and Bonehead and Smith got the vast majority of our investigators and less active members. Which kinda leaves us with not a lot of work. But oh well, they've got those Pentecostals now, not my problem (as much) anymore.
That's pretty much all that went down this week, moving in, moving the others in, and doing logistics on the ward and the area and whatnot. Lots of paperwork and map work. Oh I have a question, so where did you get that little electronic nano bug thing? We visited a part member family the other day and I let their 2 year old little girl play with it and they all thought it was the most amazing thing they'd ever seen and they wanted to know where to get one. I told them I didn't know and that I'd ask y'all so if y'all can do that it would be cool. I'm trying to come up with some sort of object lesson that I can use with the little bug, it'd be a cool lesson if I could think of something.
Well that's about it for today, oh and myldsmail has finally updated to this new g-mail system. It's identical to g-mail and works much better unlike the old retarded Novell powered myldsmail. It's amazing! So that's all I got to say, I hope you all are doing well. So yeah, peace out.
-- Elder Rice
The Duke of Death
Twas' much fun talking to y'all on Friday, that was probably the shortest hour that I've ever experienced. Shorter even than P-Day hours.
So, not much to say since I talked you y'all on Friday. Transfer calls came Saturday night and my companion Elder Porter is being transferred to the Houston Zone to be a zone leader there. And Elder Woodruff (I don't think I've met him) is coming up here to Conroe to be my companion. That and a new area is being opened up here in Conroe, another spanish area which is good. Technically it's not a new area since they're just splitting our area in half. Which is really good since our area is huge and most of it we've never even set foot in, cities like Montgomery, Cut N' Shoot, Willis, and such places that we've never even been in. So that will be good. However I am moving into a new apartment in this area, they're going to get a 4 man to move us and the new spanish Elders into. That will be excellent, since I'll be living with all spanish elders it will be much easier to learn spanish, unlike these last two transfers living with english elders. Also cool, is that fact that one of those elders that will be opening a new area will be a new missionary fresh out of the MTC, also in the zone we're getting a new spanish sister missionary fresh from the MTC so that means that in Church I won't be the dumbest one in there anymore.
My spanish is actually getting along pretty well, slowly but steadily, oh I was gonna share this on Friday over the phone but I forgot. There are lots of different hispanic accents and the one that I'm trying to develop is the Argentinean accent, which is my favorite because it sounds a little harsher like French. The j's make a german sounding "arcsh" sound and the ll's and y's make a "sho" sound. It's sounds way cooler than mexican spanish. And we actually have a lot of Argentinians in the ward here so I am able to hear it quite a bit. However they have this thing called the "voz" which is some sort of alternate conjugation or something for the "tu" form. I have not yet figured out what in the world that is but eventually I will.
Well... That's about all I got for today, not much new has happened so peace out until next monday.
-- Elder Rice
So, not much to say since I talked you y'all on Friday. Transfer calls came Saturday night and my companion Elder Porter is being transferred to the Houston Zone to be a zone leader there. And Elder Woodruff (I don't think I've met him) is coming up here to Conroe to be my companion. That and a new area is being opened up here in Conroe, another spanish area which is good. Technically it's not a new area since they're just splitting our area in half. Which is really good since our area is huge and most of it we've never even set foot in, cities like Montgomery, Cut N' Shoot, Willis, and such places that we've never even been in. So that will be good. However I am moving into a new apartment in this area, they're going to get a 4 man to move us and the new spanish Elders into. That will be excellent, since I'll be living with all spanish elders it will be much easier to learn spanish, unlike these last two transfers living with english elders. Also cool, is that fact that one of those elders that will be opening a new area will be a new missionary fresh out of the MTC, also in the zone we're getting a new spanish sister missionary fresh from the MTC so that means that in Church I won't be the dumbest one in there anymore.
My spanish is actually getting along pretty well, slowly but steadily, oh I was gonna share this on Friday over the phone but I forgot. There are lots of different hispanic accents and the one that I'm trying to develop is the Argentinean accent, which is my favorite because it sounds a little harsher like French. The j's make a german sounding "arcsh" sound and the ll's and y's make a "sho" sound. It's sounds way cooler than mexican spanish. And we actually have a lot of Argentinians in the ward here so I am able to hear it quite a bit. However they have this thing called the "voz" which is some sort of alternate conjugation or something for the "tu" form. I have not yet figured out what in the world that is but eventually I will.
Well... That's about all I got for today, not much new has happened so peace out until next monday.
-- Elder Rice
All Nightmare Long
December 21, 2009
All Nightmare Long
Buenos tadres, familia.
Thanks for Christmas box, I did get it and Austin can’t wrap things very well so I saw what it was immediately and Austin if you even think for one second that I’m gonna use that then you’re wrong! Sending things to the mission home only delays them for a day, it’s not too bad. But it’s still better to send things to the mission home for a multitude of reasons. Sounds like some… interesting… things have been going on back home, I’m kind of glad that I’m out here and don’t have to worry about such things. Though it’s funny that you mentioned that because this week we’ve had a bunch of ward meetings and I think I’m starting to realize how much it stinks to be a bishop. Especially in a Hispanic ward, every week in Elders quorum there’s always some big debate about some doctrinal something, it’s hard when a good portion of the members are converts and don’t know all that much, there’s always some false doctrine taught in Sunday school as well. Also one of the members, Pedro Ortiz went on his mission and at his little going away party thing there was all this drama because his family didn’t want him to go (of his immediate and extended family he and his older brother are the only members and the family is hostile to the church) and the Bishop sort of had to get things back under control. I feel sorry for the poor guy, and I never want to be a bishop.
Elder Law sounds like he’s having fun in Africa, he was already really skinny, I would guess that if he was to shave his head now he’d look like a holocaust victim or something har har. No,I really do hope he’s doing well. Man, that sounds tough. I don’t have any problem with getting enough to eat, in fact my problem is that I’m getting too much to eat, which is a problem since my companion won’t go the gym like we did last transfer but on the other hand we are biking a lot more and not as many members will feed us anymore since they don’t like my companion. So all is well with that. Oh and I don’t know what it is you are trying to end in these e-mails but it ends up not working and there’s a big empty white box with a little red X in the corner. And something is wrong with Grandma Benham’s email’s too. All of the text comes out as gibberish in symbols and whatnot. MyLDSmail apparently is not that great. Kent tells me that the church is working with Google to make a new e-mail thing and soon myldsmail will work like G-mail. Which will be really useful.
This week has been a really long week. Our teaching pool has been getting low for multiple reasons, so we needed some new people to teach, we didn’t have any referrals so we tracted. We’ve tracted every day this week and we must of beat down the doors of half a dozen trailer parks. I absolutely hate it, but it’s just something that needs to be done, sort of. President Hansen says that “finding” is the heavy lifting of missionary work. Though he himself says that tracting is a less than useful manner of finding, he tells us that in his mission he didn’t have any success at all tracting and the reason we do it is to show our dedication to the Lord’s work if nothing else. Okay. It also rained like all that week and it was a little chilly. But this week it’s supposed to get back up to 70, even today we’re all in our short sleeved shirts. It doesn’t feel like Christmas at all with everything still green and warm.
Hmmm…. I’m trying to think of some amusing stories that have happened. Every Friday morning at about 9:45ish before we go to district meeting this cat comes up to our door and starts meowing and we let it in. It’s someone’s cat, it’s too clean to be a stray but it doesn’t have a collar or anything, anyway the first thing she does is go under the coffee table (always with a “clunk” cause she always hits her head on it). Stand there for a minute and then jump into someone’s lap to be petted. So this time Elder Brown picked her up went over to the bathroom while Elder Lopez was taking a shower, opened up the door and tossed the cat in. The next 10 minutes were quite hilarious, I think you can imagine what it sounded like in there. Elder Lopez freaking out and the cat screeching, stuff being knocked over. I was laughing my guts out.
Hmm… I can’t really think of anything else, I can barely remember yesterday, the days fly by so fast it’s incredible, especially when you do more or less the same thing day after day after day. I realized that I’ve been out nearly 5 months now, that’s forever. Anyway… My Spanish is getting better, if I focus and concentrate real hard I can get about 80% of what’s being said, and that’s pretty good, the hard part is then actually speaking, but that’s getting better, slowly. I’m participating more in lessons and stuff so it’s all going good.
Well that’s about all I got for today, can’t wait to talk to y’all on Friday. So remember that it will be like 6:00pm your time that I will call and I’ll get only an hour so be ready for that. Peace out.
-- Elder Rice
All Nightmare Long
Buenos tadres, familia.
Thanks for Christmas box, I did get it and Austin can’t wrap things very well so I saw what it was immediately and Austin if you even think for one second that I’m gonna use that then you’re wrong! Sending things to the mission home only delays them for a day, it’s not too bad. But it’s still better to send things to the mission home for a multitude of reasons. Sounds like some… interesting… things have been going on back home, I’m kind of glad that I’m out here and don’t have to worry about such things. Though it’s funny that you mentioned that because this week we’ve had a bunch of ward meetings and I think I’m starting to realize how much it stinks to be a bishop. Especially in a Hispanic ward, every week in Elders quorum there’s always some big debate about some doctrinal something, it’s hard when a good portion of the members are converts and don’t know all that much, there’s always some false doctrine taught in Sunday school as well. Also one of the members, Pedro Ortiz went on his mission and at his little going away party thing there was all this drama because his family didn’t want him to go (of his immediate and extended family he and his older brother are the only members and the family is hostile to the church) and the Bishop sort of had to get things back under control. I feel sorry for the poor guy, and I never want to be a bishop.
Elder Law sounds like he’s having fun in Africa, he was already really skinny, I would guess that if he was to shave his head now he’d look like a holocaust victim or something har har. No,I really do hope he’s doing well. Man, that sounds tough. I don’t have any problem with getting enough to eat, in fact my problem is that I’m getting too much to eat, which is a problem since my companion won’t go the gym like we did last transfer but on the other hand we are biking a lot more and not as many members will feed us anymore since they don’t like my companion. So all is well with that. Oh and I don’t know what it is you are trying to end in these e-mails but it ends up not working and there’s a big empty white box with a little red X in the corner. And something is wrong with Grandma Benham’s email’s too. All of the text comes out as gibberish in symbols and whatnot. MyLDSmail apparently is not that great. Kent tells me that the church is working with Google to make a new e-mail thing and soon myldsmail will work like G-mail. Which will be really useful.
This week has been a really long week. Our teaching pool has been getting low for multiple reasons, so we needed some new people to teach, we didn’t have any referrals so we tracted. We’ve tracted every day this week and we must of beat down the doors of half a dozen trailer parks. I absolutely hate it, but it’s just something that needs to be done, sort of. President Hansen says that “finding” is the heavy lifting of missionary work. Though he himself says that tracting is a less than useful manner of finding, he tells us that in his mission he didn’t have any success at all tracting and the reason we do it is to show our dedication to the Lord’s work if nothing else. Okay. It also rained like all that week and it was a little chilly. But this week it’s supposed to get back up to 70, even today we’re all in our short sleeved shirts. It doesn’t feel like Christmas at all with everything still green and warm.
Hmmm…. I’m trying to think of some amusing stories that have happened. Every Friday morning at about 9:45ish before we go to district meeting this cat comes up to our door and starts meowing and we let it in. It’s someone’s cat, it’s too clean to be a stray but it doesn’t have a collar or anything, anyway the first thing she does is go under the coffee table (always with a “clunk” cause she always hits her head on it). Stand there for a minute and then jump into someone’s lap to be petted. So this time Elder Brown picked her up went over to the bathroom while Elder Lopez was taking a shower, opened up the door and tossed the cat in. The next 10 minutes were quite hilarious, I think you can imagine what it sounded like in there. Elder Lopez freaking out and the cat screeching, stuff being knocked over. I was laughing my guts out.
Hmm… I can’t really think of anything else, I can barely remember yesterday, the days fly by so fast it’s incredible, especially when you do more or less the same thing day after day after day. I realized that I’ve been out nearly 5 months now, that’s forever. Anyway… My Spanish is getting better, if I focus and concentrate real hard I can get about 80% of what’s being said, and that’s pretty good, the hard part is then actually speaking, but that’s getting better, slowly. I’m participating more in lessons and stuff so it’s all going good.
Well that’s about all I got for today, can’t wait to talk to y’all on Friday. So remember that it will be like 6:00pm your time that I will call and I’ll get only an hour so be ready for that. Peace out.
-- Elder Rice
Beating on Death's Door
December 14th
Dear family and other people,
All goeth all on the southern front. This week was a little bit more interesting that most. Tuesday we got to go to the temple and we had exchanges with the ZL's after that. That was kinda fun, I went with Elder Mccann to his area in the Woodlands, TX. It was weird teaching white people, I could actually understand what they were saying and I was able to speak to them and have them understand me also! It was fun. We went and visited this one less active member, because of some health problem he "can't come to church" and apparently can't go out of his house much either. Now based on the following event I came to the conclusion that perhaps it's good to go to church every sunday after all. So it was like 8:30 and we just wanted to drop in, share a quick scripture and go. We go in there and have a little chit chat with this man but he starts going and going and going off about crazy stuff, he was trying to teach us, he's one of those guys who tries to show off their "massive intellects". Anyway he was telling us that in the pre-mortal life we were already sinners and that based on our sins we were assigned to different planets, and that earth was for all the prideful people and therefore since we are here on earth we were extremely prideful in the pre-mortal life, “children of pride” is what he called it. We were like: Okkkkaaaayyyyy…… sure…. And then he proceeded to tell us that years ago some missionaries like us challenged him on it, and according to him it’s all in the scriptures. His evidence for it was in the book of Job, and he had these missionaries read the book like 5 times and they could not find until he pointed it out for them, later that night I went and found the scripture and it’s just the part where the Lord is talking to Job about how amazing the leviathan (a whale) is and it’s a sign of the Lord’s power, and in the very last verse of that chapter it says that “he (the whale) is king over all the children of pride”. So I guess that based on this verse is where this guy is getting all of this false doctrine from. Thus my conclusion is that if you’re cooped up in your house a lot and don’t go to church you start formulation your own bizarre doctrines and become crazy like this guy, so therefore we ought to go church more regularly so we don’t end up like that guy…
Anyway the rest of this guy’s family came home, his family is super active but he’s not and we managed to stop his monologue to share a quick scripture with them, I shared one of my favorites, a couple of verses in Mosiah 3: where it talks about “listing to obey the evil spirit” I think it’s cool because ‘listing’ is a naval term for when a vessel leans in the water so I have this cool little analogy about not spiritually capsizing. Unfortunately in the Spanish scriptures they don’t have a word equivalent to “listing” they use “opt” so it kind of ruins the whole analogy when I try to share it with Hispanics and I have to end up telling them that in the English scriptures it uses this one word that means this, etc. So I was pretty excited to share it with white people and especially this family, they’re 19 year old son is a Sea Scout and is about to get his equivalent of an Eagle in Sea Scouting and his family is also into sailing and nautical nonsense so they all understood it right off the bat and thus it was good. I was rather pleased with them.
What else happened this week? Hmmm…. Wednesday was rather dull, all of our appointments fell through and we tried to go through our list of contacts and it turns out that half of the addresses and telephone numbers don’t even exist, we tried visiting less actives and ward members too. Also to find that a lot of them don’t exist or had moved out of the ward like 10 years ago, in fact we tried to call this one family using the phone number listed on the ward list and it turned out being the number to the nearest Papa John’s. That was funny. Thursday was similar. Friday was cool though. We had what is called “Navidad en el Barrio”. Where all the missionaries in the mission (except for those in the College Station zone) go this big old warehouse somewhere within downtown Houston for this big huge service project, we wrap presents and stuff for poor families and stuff. And President actually invited us (myself, Elder Porter, Elder Brown, and Elder Lopez) to his house to have breakfast and then all 6 of us would drive down to it. It was the first time in a long time that I’d had a warm breakfast, it was good. Then we went to the thing in Houston. It was my first time in Houston, the city itself but it wasn’t all that big as I had imagined it to be. Anyway the best was that I got to meet up with my fellow comrades who were in the MTC with me and as we were wrapping presents and junk we swapped our epic stories and whatnot, it was from 9-3 so we had a lot of fun.
That’s about all that’s interesting that happened this week. The Home Front sounds like it’s still there, Dixon is still lame and it’s still cold up there. Though that’s crazy that there’s an In-N-Out Burger up there now, oh and happy birthday Dad, kind of delayed but I forgot, and before I forget I might as well say happy birthday to Austin too… Oh man, Austin is gonna be 13?! That’s madness! Austin a teenager? I can’t even imagine that. Christmas time around here is lame, everyone had decorations and stuff and yet there’s no snow so it just looks weird. It feels like late October here, except we have a lot of fog which is cool. Thanks for my jacket and flash drive, it makes doing these e-mails much easier. And I forgot how much I like that jacket, thanks for sending it. So the Christmas tree died? I thought it was fake, how could it die? Seems like we just got it not that long ago. We have a tiny little pathetic fake tree that looks more like a… shrubbery (DUH-NUH!) Christmas week is actually going to be quite fun. Monday will be a half p-day, because the next day is a mission wide P-day in which we’re all going to get together and do stuff like play sports and make gingerbread houses, Wednesday is Mission Temple day where all the missionaries go through the Temple on the same day (that will be fun for the temple workers) And then for Christmas Eve and Christmas day we don’t do anything, including missionary work (yay!) and then after new years we have a mission conference. So a lot of fun coming up. Oh and On Christmas Day my so far appointed calling time is 7:00 pm. Which I think is 6:00pm for y’all. So just be home that night and we will get to talk for an hour. My companion is a dork and is counting down the hours until he gets to call home, he’s dumb like that. Oh thanks to everyone for your generous donations to my well being, that’ll be put to good use here in a couple hours. I’ll be trying to get off actual written letters to everyone (extended family) but that’ll take awhile so don’t be surprised if you get them in like…. February… Or something. Well that’s all got for now. Peace out.
--Elder Rice
Dear family and other people,
All goeth all on the southern front. This week was a little bit more interesting that most. Tuesday we got to go to the temple and we had exchanges with the ZL's after that. That was kinda fun, I went with Elder Mccann to his area in the Woodlands, TX. It was weird teaching white people, I could actually understand what they were saying and I was able to speak to them and have them understand me also! It was fun. We went and visited this one less active member, because of some health problem he "can't come to church" and apparently can't go out of his house much either. Now based on the following event I came to the conclusion that perhaps it's good to go to church every sunday after all. So it was like 8:30 and we just wanted to drop in, share a quick scripture and go. We go in there and have a little chit chat with this man but he starts going and going and going off about crazy stuff, he was trying to teach us, he's one of those guys who tries to show off their "massive intellects". Anyway he was telling us that in the pre-mortal life we were already sinners and that based on our sins we were assigned to different planets, and that earth was for all the prideful people and therefore since we are here on earth we were extremely prideful in the pre-mortal life, “children of pride” is what he called it. We were like: Okkkkaaaayyyyy…… sure…. And then he proceeded to tell us that years ago some missionaries like us challenged him on it, and according to him it’s all in the scriptures. His evidence for it was in the book of Job, and he had these missionaries read the book like 5 times and they could not find until he pointed it out for them, later that night I went and found the scripture and it’s just the part where the Lord is talking to Job about how amazing the leviathan (a whale) is and it’s a sign of the Lord’s power, and in the very last verse of that chapter it says that “he (the whale) is king over all the children of pride”. So I guess that based on this verse is where this guy is getting all of this false doctrine from. Thus my conclusion is that if you’re cooped up in your house a lot and don’t go to church you start formulation your own bizarre doctrines and become crazy like this guy, so therefore we ought to go church more regularly so we don’t end up like that guy…
Anyway the rest of this guy’s family came home, his family is super active but he’s not and we managed to stop his monologue to share a quick scripture with them, I shared one of my favorites, a couple of verses in Mosiah 3: where it talks about “listing to obey the evil spirit” I think it’s cool because ‘listing’ is a naval term for when a vessel leans in the water so I have this cool little analogy about not spiritually capsizing. Unfortunately in the Spanish scriptures they don’t have a word equivalent to “listing” they use “opt” so it kind of ruins the whole analogy when I try to share it with Hispanics and I have to end up telling them that in the English scriptures it uses this one word that means this, etc. So I was pretty excited to share it with white people and especially this family, they’re 19 year old son is a Sea Scout and is about to get his equivalent of an Eagle in Sea Scouting and his family is also into sailing and nautical nonsense so they all understood it right off the bat and thus it was good. I was rather pleased with them.
What else happened this week? Hmmm…. Wednesday was rather dull, all of our appointments fell through and we tried to go through our list of contacts and it turns out that half of the addresses and telephone numbers don’t even exist, we tried visiting less actives and ward members too. Also to find that a lot of them don’t exist or had moved out of the ward like 10 years ago, in fact we tried to call this one family using the phone number listed on the ward list and it turned out being the number to the nearest Papa John’s. That was funny. Thursday was similar. Friday was cool though. We had what is called “Navidad en el Barrio”. Where all the missionaries in the mission (except for those in the College Station zone) go this big old warehouse somewhere within downtown Houston for this big huge service project, we wrap presents and stuff for poor families and stuff. And President actually invited us (myself, Elder Porter, Elder Brown, and Elder Lopez) to his house to have breakfast and then all 6 of us would drive down to it. It was the first time in a long time that I’d had a warm breakfast, it was good. Then we went to the thing in Houston. It was my first time in Houston, the city itself but it wasn’t all that big as I had imagined it to be. Anyway the best was that I got to meet up with my fellow comrades who were in the MTC with me and as we were wrapping presents and junk we swapped our epic stories and whatnot, it was from 9-3 so we had a lot of fun.
That’s about all that’s interesting that happened this week. The Home Front sounds like it’s still there, Dixon is still lame and it’s still cold up there. Though that’s crazy that there’s an In-N-Out Burger up there now, oh and happy birthday Dad, kind of delayed but I forgot, and before I forget I might as well say happy birthday to Austin too… Oh man, Austin is gonna be 13?! That’s madness! Austin a teenager? I can’t even imagine that. Christmas time around here is lame, everyone had decorations and stuff and yet there’s no snow so it just looks weird. It feels like late October here, except we have a lot of fog which is cool. Thanks for my jacket and flash drive, it makes doing these e-mails much easier. And I forgot how much I like that jacket, thanks for sending it. So the Christmas tree died? I thought it was fake, how could it die? Seems like we just got it not that long ago. We have a tiny little pathetic fake tree that looks more like a… shrubbery (DUH-NUH!) Christmas week is actually going to be quite fun. Monday will be a half p-day, because the next day is a mission wide P-day in which we’re all going to get together and do stuff like play sports and make gingerbread houses, Wednesday is Mission Temple day where all the missionaries go through the Temple on the same day (that will be fun for the temple workers) And then for Christmas Eve and Christmas day we don’t do anything, including missionary work (yay!) and then after new years we have a mission conference. So a lot of fun coming up. Oh and On Christmas Day my so far appointed calling time is 7:00 pm. Which I think is 6:00pm for y’all. So just be home that night and we will get to talk for an hour. My companion is a dork and is counting down the hours until he gets to call home, he’s dumb like that. Oh thanks to everyone for your generous donations to my well being, that’ll be put to good use here in a couple hours. I’ll be trying to get off actual written letters to everyone (extended family) but that’ll take awhile so don’t be surprised if you get them in like…. February… Or something. Well that’s all got for now. Peace out.
--Elder Rice
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